Alice and the Cheshire Cat

 
 

by

 
 

Lewis Carroll

 
     
     
 

...she was a
little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off.

The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good- natured, she thought: still it had VERY long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect.

"Tell me sir, why do you grin like that?"

"I'm a Cheshire cat," it said, "and that's why."

"Do Cheshire cats always grin? I didn't know that cats COULD grin."

"They all can," said the Cat; "and most of 'em do."

"I don't know of any that do," Alice said very politely, feeling quite pleased to have entered a conversation.

"You don't know much," said the Cat; "and that's a fact."

`Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider.

`Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on.

`Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

`That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

`I don't much care where--' said Alice.

`Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

`--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

 
     
     
 

(from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, 1865)