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A Christmas
Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Christmas
PREFACE
I have endeavoured in this Ghostly little book, to raise the Ghost
of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with
themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it
haunt their houses pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it.
Their faithful Friend and Servant,
C. D.
December, 1843.
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CONTENTS
STAVE I
MARLEY’S GHOST
STAVE II
THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS
STAVE III
THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS
STAVE IV
THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS
STAVE V
THE END OF IT
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STAVE ONE.
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MARLEY’S GHOST.
Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about
that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the
clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and
Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put
his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Mind! I don’t mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what
there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been
inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of
ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the
simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the
Country’s done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat,
emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be
otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don’t know how many
years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his
sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole
mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad
event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day
of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
The mention of Marley’s funeral brings me back to the point I
started from. There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be
distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I
am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet’s
Father died before the play began, there would be nothing more
remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind,
upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged
gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot—say Saint
Paul’s Churchyard for instance—literally to astonish his son’s weak
mind.
Scrooge never painted out Old Marley’s name. There it stood, years
afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm
was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the
business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he
answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a
squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old
sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck
out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an
oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his
pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his
eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating
voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his
wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him;
he iced his office in the dog-days; and didn’t thaw it one degree at
Christmas.
External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth
could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was
bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose,
no pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn’t know
where to have him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet,
could boast of the advantage over him in only one respect. They
often “came down” handsomely, and Scrooge never did.
Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks,
“My dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me?” No
beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what
it was o’clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired
the way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blind men’s
dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would
tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag
their tails as though they said, “No eye at all is better than an
evil eye, dark master!”
But what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge
his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy
to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call “nuts” to
Scrooge.
Once upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas
Eve—old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak,
biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the
court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon
their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to
warm them. The city clocks had only just gone three, but it was
quite dark already—it had not been light all day—and candles were
flaring in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy
smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every
chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that although the court
was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see
the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might
have thought that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large
scale.
The door of Scrooge’s counting-house was open that he might keep his
eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of
tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the
clerk’s fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal.
But he couldn’t replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his
own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the
master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part.
Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm
himself at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of a strong
imagination, he failed.
“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. It
was the voice of Scrooge’s nephew, who came upon him so quickly that
this was the first intimation he had of his approach.
“Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost,
this nephew of Scrooge’s, that he was all in a glow; his face was
ruddy and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.
“Christmas a humbug, uncle!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “You don’t mean
that, I am sure?”
“I do,” said Scrooge. “Merry Christmas! What right have you to be
merry? What reason have you to be merry? You’re poor enough.”
“Come, then,” returned the nephew gaily. “What right have you to be
dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You’re rich enough.”
Scrooge having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment,
said, “Bah!” again; and followed it up with “Humbug.”
“Don’t be cross, uncle!” said the nephew.
“What else can I be,” returned the uncle, “when I live in such a
world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas!
What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without
money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour
richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in ’em
through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I
could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “every idiot who goes
about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his
own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He
should!”
“Uncle!” pleaded the nephew.
“Nephew!” returned the uncle sternly, “keep Christmas in your own
way, and let me keep it in mine.”
“Keep it!” repeated Scrooge’s nephew. “But you don’t keep it.”
“Let me leave it alone, then,” said Scrooge. “Much good may it do
you! Much good it has ever done you!”
“There are many things from which I might have derived good, by
which I have not profited, I dare say,” returned the nephew.
“Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of
Christmas time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due
to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be
apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable,
pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the
year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up
hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really
were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of
creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it
has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that
it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!”
The clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately
sensible of the impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished the
last frail spark for ever.
“Let me hear another sound from you,” said Scrooge, “and you’ll keep
your Christmas by losing your situation! You’re quite a powerful
speaker, sir,” he added, turning to his nephew. “I wonder you don’t
go into Parliament.”
“Don’t be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow.”
Scrooge said that he would see him—yes, indeed he did. He went the
whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in
that extremity first.
“But why?” cried Scrooge’s nephew. “Why?”
“Why did you get married?” said Scrooge.
“Because I fell in love.”
“Because you fell in love!” growled Scrooge, as if that were the
only one thing in the world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas.
“Good afternoon!”
“Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why
give it as a reason for not coming now?”
“Good afternoon,” said Scrooge.
“I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be
friends?”
“Good afternoon,” said Scrooge.
“I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have
never had any quarrel, to which I have been a party. But I have made
the trial in homage to Christmas, and I’ll keep my Christmas humour
to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!”
“Good afternoon!” said Scrooge.
“And A Happy New Year!”
“Good afternoon!” said Scrooge.
His nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding. He
stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on
the clerk, who, cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he
returned them cordially.
“There’s another fellow,” muttered Scrooge; who overheard him: “my
clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking
about a merry Christmas. I’ll retire to Bedlam.”
This lunatic, in letting Scrooge’s nephew out, had let two other
people in. They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now
stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge’s office. They had books and
papers in their hands, and bowed to him.
“Scrooge and Marley’s, I believe,” said one of the gentlemen,
referring to his list. “Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr.
Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?”
“Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years,” Scrooge replied. “He
died seven years ago, this very night.”
“We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his
surviving partner,” said the gentleman, presenting his credentials.
It certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits. At the
ominous word “liberality,” Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and
handed the credentials back.
“At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,” said the
gentleman, taking up a pen, “it is more than usually desirable that
we should make some slight provision for the Poor and destitute, who
suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of
common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common
comforts, sir.”
“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge.
“Plenty of prisons,” said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
“And the Union workhouses?” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in
operation?”
“They are. Still,” returned the gentleman, “I wish I could say they
were not.”
“The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?” said
Scrooge.
“Both very busy, sir.”
“Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had
occurred to stop them in their useful course,” said Scrooge. “I’m
very glad to hear it.”
“Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of
mind or body to the multitude,” returned the gentleman, “a few of us
are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and
drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a
time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance
rejoices. What shall I put you down for?”
“Nothing!” Scrooge replied.
“You wish to be anonymous?”
“I wish to be left alone,” said Scrooge. “Since you ask me what I
wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don’t make merry myself at
Christmas and I can’t afford to make idle people merry. I help to
support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough; and
those who are badly off must go there.”
“Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.”
“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it,
and decrease the surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I don’t know
that.”
“But you might know it,” observed the gentleman.
“It’s not my business,” Scrooge returned. “It’s enough for a man to
understand his own business, and not to interfere with other
people’s. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!”
Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the
gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge resumed his labours with an improved
opinion of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual
with him.
Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about
with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in
carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a
church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at
Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and
struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous
vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen
head up there. The cold became intense. In the main street, at the
corner of the court, some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes,
and had lighted a great fire in a brazier, round which a party of
ragged men and boys were gathered: warming their hands and winking
their eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug being left in
solitude, its overflowings sullenly congealed, and turned to
misanthropic ice. The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and
berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces
ruddy as they passed. Poulterers’ and grocers’ trades became a
splendid joke: a glorious pageant, with which it was next to
impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale
had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty
Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep
Christmas as a Lord Mayor’s household should; and even the little
tailor, whom he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for
being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up to-morrow’s
pudding in his garret, while his lean wife and the baby sallied out
to buy the beef.
Foggier yet, and colder. Piercing, searching, biting cold. If the
good Saint Dunstan had but nipped the Evil Spirit’s nose with a
touch of such weather as that, instead of using his familiar
weapons, then indeed he would have roared to lusty purpose. The
owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold
as bones are gnawed by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge’s keyhole to
regale him with a Christmas carol: but at the first sound of
“God bless you, merry gentleman!
May nothing you dismay!”
Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer
fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog and even more
congenial frost.
At length the hour of shutting up the counting-house arrived. With
an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted
the fact to the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed
his candle out, and put on his hat.
“You’ll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?” said Scrooge.
“If quite convenient, sir.”
“It’s not convenient,” said Scrooge, “and it’s not fair. If I was to
stop half-a-crown for it, you’d think yourself ill-used, I’ll be
bound?”
The clerk smiled faintly.
“And yet,” said Scrooge, “you don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a
day’s wages for no work.”
The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
“A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of
December!” said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. “But
I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next
morning.”
The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a
growl. The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the
long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he
boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of
a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas Eve,
and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play
at blindman’s-buff.
Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern;
and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the
evening with his banker’s-book, went home to bed. He lived in
chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were
a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard,
where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help
fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing
at hide-and-seek with other houses, and forgotten the way out again.
It was old enough now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but
Scrooge, the other rooms being all let out as offices. The yard was
so dark that even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to
grope with his hands. The fog and frost so hung about the black old
gateway of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of the Weather
sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.
Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about
the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a
fact, that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole
residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is
called fancy about him as any man in the city of London, even
including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen, and
livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed
one thought on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years’
dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if
he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of
the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any
intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but Marley’s face.
Marley’s face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other
objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a
bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but
looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles
turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred,
as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open,
they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it
horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and
beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.
As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker
again.
To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious
of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from
infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had
relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.
He did pause, with a moment’s irresolution, before he shut the door;
and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected
to be terrified with the sight of Marley’s pigtail sticking out into
the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the
screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said “Pooh, pooh!”
and closed it with a bang.
The sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room
above, and every cask in the wine-merchant’s cellars below, appeared
to have a separate peal of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man
to be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and walked across
the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming his candle as he
went.
You may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six up a good old
flight of stairs, or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I
mean to say you might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken
it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall and the door
towards the balustrades: and done it easy. There was plenty of width
for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge
thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom.
Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn’t have lighted the
entry too well, so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with
Scrooge’s dip.
Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap,
and Scrooge liked it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked
through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough
recollection of the face to desire to do that.
Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody
under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate;
spoon and basin ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had
a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in
the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a
suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old
fire-guard, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three
legs, and a poker.
Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in;
double-locked himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured
against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown
and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take
his gruel.
It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He
was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could
extract the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel.
The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago,
and paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate
the Scriptures. There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh’s daughters;
Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending through the air on
clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting
off to sea in butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his
thoughts; and yet that face of Marley, seven years dead, came like
the ancient Prophet’s rod, and swallowed up the whole. If each
smooth tile had been a blank at first, with power to shape some
picture on its surface from the disjointed fragments of his
thoughts, there would have been a copy of old Marley’s head on every
one.
“Humbug!” said Scrooge; and walked across the room.
After several turns, he sat down again. As he threw his head back in
the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell,
that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now
forgotten with a chamber in the highest story of the building. It
was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread,
that as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so
softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang
out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.
This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an
hour. The bells ceased as they had begun, together. They were
succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person
were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine-merchant’s
cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted
houses were described as dragging chains.
The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard
the noise much louder, on the floors below; then coming up the
stairs; then coming straight towards his door.
“It’s humbug still!” said Scrooge. “I won’t believe it.”
His colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through
the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its
coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, “I know
him; Marley’s Ghost!” and fell again.
The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual
waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling,
like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head.
The chain he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and
wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed
it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy
purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Scrooge,
observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two
buttons on his coat behind.
Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he
had never believed it until now.
No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom
through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt
the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very
texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which
wrapper he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and
fought against his senses.
“How now!” said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. “What do you want
with me?”
“Much!”—Marley’s voice, no doubt about it.
“Who are you?”
“Ask me who I was.”
“Who were you then?” said Scrooge, raising his voice. “You’re
particular, for a shade.” He was going to say “to a shade,” but
substituted this, as more appropriate.
“In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.”
“Can you—can you sit down?” asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at
him.
“I can.”
“Do it, then.”
Scrooge asked the question, because he didn’t know whether a ghost
so transparent might find himself in a condition to take a chair;
and felt that in the event of its being impossible, it might involve
the necessity of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat down
on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to
it.
“You don’t believe in me,” observed the Ghost.
“I don’t,” said Scrooge.
“What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your
senses?”
“I don’t know,” said Scrooge.
“Why do you doubt your senses?”
“Because,” said Scrooge, “a little thing affects them. A slight
disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested
bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an
underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you,
whatever you are!”
Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he
feel, in his heart, by any means waggish then. The truth is, that he
tried to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention, and
keeping down his terror; for the spectre’s voice disturbed the very
marrow in his bones.
To sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence for a moment,
would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was
something very awful, too, in the spectre’s being provided with an
infernal atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could not feel it himself,
but this was clearly the case; for though the Ghost sat perfectly
motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels, were still agitated
as by the hot vapour from an oven.
“You see this toothpick?” said Scrooge, returning quickly to the
charge, for the reason just assigned; and wishing, though it were
only for a second, to divert the vision’s stony gaze from himself.
“I do,” replied the Ghost.
“You are not looking at it,” said Scrooge.
“But I see it,” said the Ghost, “notwithstanding.”
“Well!” returned Scrooge, “I have but to swallow this, and be for
the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own
creation. Humbug, I tell you! humbug!”
At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with
such a dismal and appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his
chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater
was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage round its
head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped
down upon its breast!
Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.
“Mercy!” he said. “Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?”
“Man of the worldly mind!” replied the Ghost, “do you believe in me
or not?”
“I do,” said Scrooge. “I must. But why do spirits walk the earth,
and why do they come to me?”
“It is required of every man,” the Ghost returned, “that the spirit
within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far
and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned
to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world—oh,
woe is me!—and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared
on earth, and turned to happiness!”
Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its
shadowy hands.
“You are fettered,” said Scrooge, trembling. “Tell me why?”
“I wear the chain I forged in life,” replied the Ghost. “I made it
link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will,
and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?”
Scrooge trembled more and more.
“Or would you know,” pursued the Ghost, “the weight and length of
the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long
as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since.
It is a ponderous chain!”
Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of
finding himself surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron
cable: but he could see nothing.
“Jacob,” he said, imploringly. “Old Jacob Marley, tell me more.
Speak comfort to me, Jacob!”
“I have none to give,” the Ghost replied. “It comes from other
regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to
other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little
more is all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot
linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our
counting-house—mark me!—in life my spirit never roved beyond the
narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie
before me!”
It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put
his hands in his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had
said, he did so now, but without lifting up his eyes, or getting off
his knees.
“You must have been very slow about it, Jacob,” Scrooge observed, in
a business-like manner, though with humility and deference.
“Slow!” the Ghost repeated.
“Seven years dead,” mused Scrooge. “And travelling all the time!”
“The whole time,” said the Ghost. “No rest, no peace. Incessant
torture of remorse.”
“You travel fast?” said Scrooge.
“On the wings of the wind,” replied the Ghost.
“You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years,”
said Scrooge.
The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its
chain so hideously in the dead silence of the night, that the Ward
would have been justified in indicting it for a nuisance.
“Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed,” cried the phantom, “not to
know, that ages of incessant labour by immortal creatures, for this
earth must pass into eternity before the good of which it is
susceptible is all developed. Not to know that any Christian spirit
working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find
its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to
know that no space of regret can make amends for one life’s
opportunity misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!”
“But you were always a good man of business, Jacob,” faltered
Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself.
“Business!” cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. “Mankind was
my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy,
forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings
of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of
my business!”
It held up its chain at arm’s length, as if that were the cause of
all its unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground
again.
“At this time of the rolling year,” the spectre said, “I suffer
most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes
turned down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the
Wise Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to which its
light would have conducted me!”
Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this
rate, and began to quake exceedingly.
“Hear me!” cried the Ghost. “My time is nearly gone.”
“I will,” said Scrooge. “But don’t be hard upon me! Don’t be
flowery, Jacob! Pray!”
“How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I
may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day.”
It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the
perspiration from his brow.
“That is no light part of my penance,” pursued the Ghost. “I am here
to-night to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope of
escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.”
“You were always a good friend to me,” said Scrooge. “Thank’ee!”
“You will be haunted,” resumed the Ghost, “by Three Spirits.”
Scrooge’s countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost’s had done.
“Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?” he demanded, in
a faltering voice.
“It is.”
“I—I think I’d rather not,” said Scrooge.
“Without their visits,” said the Ghost, “you cannot hope to shun the
path I tread. Expect the first to-morrow, when the bell tolls One.”
“Couldn’t I take ’em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?” hinted
Scrooge.
“Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third
upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to
vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake,
you remember what has passed between us!”
When it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the
table, and bound it round its head, as before. Scrooge knew this, by
the smart sound its teeth made, when the jaws were brought together
by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his
supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with its
chain wound over and about its arm.
The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took,
the window raised itself a little, so that when the spectre reached
it, it was wide open.
It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within
two paces of each other, Marley’s Ghost held up its hand, warning
him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.
Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the
raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the
air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings
inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The spectre, after
listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated
out upon the bleak, dark night.
Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He
looked out.
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in
restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore
chains like Marley’s Ghost; some few (they might be guilty
governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been
personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite
familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous
iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable
to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a
door-step. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought
to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for
ever.
Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he
could not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and
the night became as it had been when he walked home.
Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost
had entered. It was double-locked, as he had locked it with his own
hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say “Humbug!” but
stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotion he had
undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the
Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the
lateness of the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to bed,
without undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant.
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STAVE TWO.
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THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS.
When Scrooge awoke, it was so dark, that looking out of bed, he
could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the opaque
walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to pierce the darkness
with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a neighbouring church
struck the four quarters. So he listened for the hour.
To his great astonishment the heavy bell went on from six to seven,
and from seven to eight, and regularly up to twelve; then stopped.
Twelve! It was past two when he went to bed. The clock was wrong. An
icicle must have got into the works. Twelve!
He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most
preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve: and stopped.
“Why, it isn’t possible,” said Scrooge, “that I can have slept
through a whole day and far into another night. It isn’t possible
that anything has happened to the sun, and this is twelve at noon!”
The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed, and groped
his way to the window. He was obliged to rub the frost off with the
sleeve of his dressing-gown before he could see anything; and could
see very little then. All he could make out was, that it was still
very foggy and extremely cold, and that there was no noise of people
running to and fro, and making a great stir, as there unquestionably
would have been if night had beaten off bright day, and taken
possession of the world. This was a great relief, because “three
days after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer
Scrooge or his order,” and so forth, would have become a mere United
States’ security if there were no days to count by.
Scrooge went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought it
over and over and over, and could make nothing of it. The more he
thought, the more perplexed he was; and the more he endeavoured not
to think, the more he thought.
Marley’s Ghost bothered him exceedingly. Every time he resolved
within himself, after mature inquiry, that it was all a dream, his
mind flew back again, like a strong spring released, to its first
position, and presented the same problem to be worked all through,
“Was it a dream or not?”
Scrooge lay in this state until the chime had gone three quarters
more, when he remembered, on a sudden, that the Ghost had warned him
of a visitation when the bell tolled one. He resolved to lie awake
until the hour was passed; and, considering that he could no more go
to sleep than go to Heaven, this was perhaps the wisest resolution
in his power.
The quarter was so long, that he was more than once convinced he
must have sunk into a doze unconsciously, and missed the clock. At
length it broke upon his listening ear.
“Ding, dong!”
“A quarter past,” said Scrooge, counting.
“Ding, dong!”
“Half-past!” said Scrooge.
“Ding, dong!”
“A quarter to it,” said Scrooge.
“Ding, dong!”
“The hour itself,” said Scrooge, triumphantly, “and nothing else!”
He spoke before the hour bell sounded, which it now did with a deep,
dull, hollow, melancholy One. Light flashed up in the room upon the
instant, and the curtains of his bed were drawn.
The curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you, by a hand. Not
the curtains at his feet, nor the curtains at his back, but those to
which his face was addressed. The curtains of his bed were drawn
aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a half-recumbent attitude,
found himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew them:
as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in the spirit
at your elbow.
It was a strange figure—like a child: yet not so like a child as
like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave
him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being
diminished to a child’s proportions. Its hair, which hung about its
neck and down its back, was white as if with age; and yet the face
had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin.
The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its
hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately
formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the
purest white; and round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the
sheen of which was beautiful. It held a branch of fresh green holly
in its hand; and, in singular contradiction of that wintry emblem,
had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing
about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright
clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was
doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great
extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing
steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For as its belt sparkled
and glittered now in one part and now in another, and what was light
one instant, at another time was dark, so the figure itself
fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now
with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a
head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no
outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted
away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again;
distinct and clear as ever.
“Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me?” asked
Scrooge.
“I am!”
The voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if instead of
being so close beside him, it were at a distance.
“Who, and what are you?” Scrooge demanded.
“I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.”
“Long Past?” inquired Scrooge: observant of its dwarfish stature.
“No. Your past.”
Perhaps, Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could
have asked him; but he had a special desire to see the Spirit in his
cap; and begged him to be covered.
“What!” exclaimed the Ghost, “would you so soon put out, with
worldly hands, the light I give? Is it not enough that you are one
of those whose passions made this cap, and force me through whole
trains of years to wear it low upon my brow!”
Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any
knowledge of having wilfully “bonneted” the Spirit at any period of
his life. He then made bold to inquire what business brought him
there.
“Your welfare!” said the Ghost.
Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking
that a night of unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that
end. The Spirit must have heard him thinking, for it said
immediately:
“Your reclamation, then. Take heed!”
It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by
the arm.
“Rise! and walk with me!”
It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the weather and
the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm,
and the thermometer a long way below freezing; that he was clad but
lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he
had a cold upon him at that time. The grasp, though gentle as a
woman’s hand, was not to be resisted. He rose: but finding that the
Spirit made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication.
“I am a mortal,” Scrooge remonstrated, “and liable to fall.”
“Bear but a touch of my hand there,” said the Spirit, laying it upon
his heart, “and you shall be upheld in more than this!”
As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood
upon an open country road, with fields on either hand. The city had
entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness
and the mist had vanished with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter
day, with snow upon the ground.
“Good Heaven!” said Scrooge, clasping his hands together, as he
looked about him. “I was bred in this place. I was a boy here!”
The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had
been light and instantaneous, appeared still present to the old
man’s sense of feeling. He was conscious of a thousand odours
floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts,
and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long, forgotten!
“Your lip is trembling,” said the Ghost. “And what is that upon your
cheek?”
Scrooge muttered, with an unusual catching in his voice, that it was
a pimple; and begged the Ghost to lead him where he would.
“You recollect the way?” inquired the Spirit.
“Remember it!” cried Scrooge with fervour; “I could walk it
blindfold.”
“Strange to have forgotten it for so many years!” observed the
Ghost. “Let us go on.”
They walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every gate, and
post, and tree; until a little market-town appeared in the distance,
with its bridge, its church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies
now were seen trotting towards them with boys upon their backs, who
called to other boys in country gigs and carts, driven by farmers.
All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to each other,
until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp
air laughed to hear it!
“These are but shadows of the things that have been,” said the
Ghost. “They have no consciousness of us.”
The jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge knew and
named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see
them! Why did his cold eye glisten, and his heart leap up as they
went past! Why was he filled with gladness when he heard them give
each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and
bye-ways, for their several homes! What was merry Christmas to
Scrooge? Out upon merry Christmas! What good had it ever done to
him?
“The school is not quite deserted,” said the Ghost. “A solitary
child, neglected by his friends, is left there still.”
Scrooge said he knew it. And he sobbed.
They left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and soon
approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little
weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a bell hanging in
it. It was a large house, but one of broken fortunes; for the
spacious offices were little used, their walls were damp and mossy,
their windows broken, and their gates decayed. Fowls clucked and
strutted in the stables; and the coach-houses and sheds were
over-run with grass. Nor was it more retentive of its ancient state,
within; for entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open
doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and
vast. There was an earthy savour in the air, a chilly bareness in
the place, which associated itself somehow with too much getting up
by candle-light, and not too much to eat.
They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a door at the
back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long,
bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms
and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble
fire; and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor
forgotten self as he used to be.
Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the
mice behind the panelling, not a drip from the half-thawed
water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among the leafless
boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle swinging of an empty
store-house door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell upon the
heart of Scrooge with a softening influence, and gave a freer
passage to his tears.
The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self,
intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man, in foreign garments:
wonderfully real and distinct to look at: stood outside the window,
with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading by the bridle an ass
laden with wood.
“Why, it’s Ali Baba!” Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. “It’s dear old
honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I know! One Christmas time, when yonder
solitary child was left here all alone, he did come, for the first
time, just like that. Poor boy! And Valentine,” said Scrooge, “and
his wild brother, Orson; there they go! And what’s his name, who was
put down in his drawers, asleep, at the Gate of Damascus; don’t you
see him! And the Sultan’s Groom turned upside down by the Genii;
there he is upon his head! Serve him right. I’m glad of it. What
business had he to be married to the Princess!”
To hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature on such
subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between laughing and crying;
and to see his heightened and excited face; would have been a
surprise to his business friends in the city, indeed.
“There’s the Parrot!” cried Scrooge. “Green body and yellow tail,
with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the top of his head;
there he is! Poor Robin Crusoe, he called him, when he came home
again after sailing round the island. ‘Poor Robin Crusoe, where have
you been, Robin Crusoe?’ The man thought he was dreaming, but he
wasn’t. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for
his life to the little creek! Halloa! Hoop! Halloo!”
Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his usual
character, he said, in pity for his former self, “Poor boy!” and
cried again.
“I wish,” Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his pocket, and
looking about him, after drying his eyes with his cuff: “but it’s
too late now.”
“What is the matter?” asked the Spirit.
“Nothing,” said Scrooge. “Nothing. There was a boy singing a
Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should like to have given
him something: that’s all.”
The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand: saying as it did
so, “Let us see another Christmas!”
Scrooge’s former self grew larger at the words, and the room became
a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows
cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the ceiling, and the naked
laths were shown instead; but how all this was brought about,
Scrooge knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was quite
correct; that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone
again, when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.
He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly.
Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and with a mournful shaking of his
head, glanced anxiously towards the door.
It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came
darting in, and putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing
him, addressed him as her “Dear, dear brother.”
“I have come to bring you home, dear brother!” said the child,
clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh. “To bring you
home, home, home!”
“Home, little Fan?” returned the boy.
“Yes!” said the child, brimful of glee. “Home, for good and all.
Home, for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to
be, that home’s like Heaven! He spoke so gently to me one dear night
when I was going to bed, that I was not afraid to ask him once more
if you might come home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in
a coach to bring you. And you’re to be a man!” said the child,
opening her eyes, “and are never to come back here; but first, we’re
to be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in
all the world.”
“You are quite a woman, little Fan!” exclaimed the boy.
She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but
being too little, laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him.
Then she began to drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the
door; and he, nothing loth to go, accompanied her.
A terrible voice in the hall cried, “Bring down Master Scrooge’s
box, there!” and in the hall appeared the schoolmaster himself, who
glared on Master Scrooge with a ferocious condescension, and threw
him into a dreadful state of mind by shaking hands with him. He then
conveyed him and his sister into the veriest old well of a shivering
best-parlour that ever was seen, where the maps upon the wall, and
the celestial and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy with
cold. Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a
block of curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments of those
dainties to the young people: at the same time, sending out a meagre
servant to offer a glass of “something” to the postboy, who answered
that he thanked the gentleman, but if it was the same tap as he had
tasted before, he had rather not. Master Scrooge’s trunk being by
this time tied on to the top of the chaise, the children bade the
schoolmaster good-bye right willingly; and getting into it, drove
gaily down the garden-sweep: the quick wheels dashing the hoar-frost
and snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens like spray.
“Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have withered,”
said the Ghost. “But she had a large heart!”
“So she had,” cried Scrooge. “You’re right. I will not gainsay it,
Spirit. God forbid!”
“She died a woman,” said the Ghost, “and had, as I think, children.”
“One child,” Scrooge returned.
“True,” said the Ghost. “Your nephew!”
Scrooge seemed uneasy in his mind; and answered briefly, “Yes.”
Although they had but that moment left the school behind them, they
were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city, where shadowy
passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy carts and coaches
battled for the way, and all the strife and tumult of a real city
were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that
here too it was Christmas time again; but it was evening, and the
streets were lighted up.
The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Scrooge if
he knew it.
“Know it!” said Scrooge. “Was I apprenticed here!”
They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting
behind such a high desk, that if he had been two inches taller he
must have knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in
great excitement:
“Why, it’s old Fezziwig! Bless his heart; it’s Fezziwig alive
again!”
Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which
pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his
capacious waistcoat; laughed all over himself, from his shoes to his
organ of benevolence; and called out in a comfortable, oily, rich,
fat, jovial voice:
“Yo ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!”
Scrooge’s former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in,
accompanied by his fellow-’prentice.
“Dick Wilkins, to be sure!” said Scrooge to the Ghost. “Bless me,
yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor
Dick! Dear, dear!”
“Yo ho, my boys!” said Fezziwig. “No more work to-night. Christmas
Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let’s have the shutters up,” cried
old Fezziwig, with a sharp clap of his hands, “before a man can say
Jack Robinson!”
You wouldn’t believe how those two fellows went at it! They charged
into the street with the shutters—one, two, three—had ’em up in
their places—four, five, six—barred ’em and pinned ’em—seven, eight,
nine—and came back before you could have got to twelve, panting like
race-horses.
“Hilli-ho!” cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the high desk,
with wonderful agility. “Clear away, my lads, and let’s have lots of
room here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Chirrup, Ebenezer!”
Clear away! There was nothing they wouldn’t have cleared away, or
couldn’t have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was
done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were
dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was swept and
watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and
the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a
ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter’s night.
In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk,
and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In
came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three
Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable. In came the six young followers
whose hearts they broke. In came all the young men and women
employed in the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin,
the baker. In came the cook, with her brother’s particular friend,
the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of
not having board enough from his master; trying to hide himself
behind the girl from next door but one, who was proved to have had
her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came, one after
another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly,
some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, anyhow and everyhow.
Away they all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back
again the other way; down the middle and up again; round and round
in various stages of affectionate grouping; old top couple always
turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting off again, as
soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a bottom
one to help them! When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig,
clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out, “Well done!” and
the fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially
provided for that purpose. But scorning rest, upon his reappearance,
he instantly began again, though there were no dancers yet, as if
the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a shutter,
and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or
perish.
There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances,
and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a great piece
of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled, and there
were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But the great effect of the
evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful
dog, mind! The sort of man who knew his business better than you or
I could have told it him!) struck up “Sir Roger de Coverley.” Then
old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple, too;
with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and
twenty pair of partners; people who were not to be trifled with;
people who would dance, and had no notion of walking.

But if they had been twice as many—ah, four times—old Fezziwig would
have been a match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her,
she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term. If
that’s not high praise, tell me higher, and I’ll use it. A positive
light appeared to issue from Fezziwig’s calves. They shone in every
part of the dance like moons. You couldn’t have predicted, at any
given time, what would have become of them next. And when old
Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance
and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsey, corkscrew,
thread-the-needle, and back again to your place; Fezziwig “cut”—cut
so deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs, and came upon his
feet again without a stagger.
When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr. and
Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side of the door,
and shaking hands with every person individually as he or she went
out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas. When everybody had retired
but the two ’prentices, they did the same to them; and thus the
cheerful voices died away, and the lads were left to their beds;
which were under a counter in the back-shop.
During the whole of this time, Scrooge had acted like a man out of
his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene, and with his former
self. He corroborated everything, remembered everything, enjoyed
everything, and underwent the strangest agitation. It was not until
now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned
from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious that
it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head burnt
very clear.
“A small matter,” said the Ghost, “to make these silly folks so full
of gratitude.”
“Small!” echoed Scrooge.
The Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices, who were
pouring out their hearts in praise of Fezziwig: and when he had done
so, said,
“Why! Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money:
three or four perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this
praise?”
“It isn’t that,” said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking
unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self. “It isn’t that,
Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our
service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his
power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant
that it is impossible to add and count ’em up: what then? The
happiness he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.”
He felt the Spirit’s glance, and stopped.
“What is the matter?” asked the Ghost.
“Nothing particular,” said Scrooge.
“Something, I think?” the Ghost insisted.
“No,” said Scrooge, “No. I should like to be able to say a word or
two to my clerk just now. That’s all.”
His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the
wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by side in the open
air.
“My time grows short,” observed the Spirit. “Quick!”
This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he could see,
but it produced an immediate effect. For again Scrooge saw himself.
He was older now; a man in the prime of life. His face had not the
harsh and rigid lines of later years; but it had begun to wear the
signs of care and avarice. There was an eager, greedy, restless
motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken root, and
where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.
He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a
mourning-dress: in whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in
the light that shone out of the Ghost of Christmas Past.
“It matters little,” she said, softly. “To you, very little. Another
idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time
to come, as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to
grieve.”
“What Idol has displaced you?” he rejoined.
“A golden one.”
“This is the even-handed dealing of the world!” he said. “There is
nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it
professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”
“You fear the world too much,” she answered, gently. “All your other
hopes have merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its
sordid reproach. I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by
one, until the master-passion, Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?”
“What then?” he retorted. “Even if I have grown so much wiser, what
then? I am not changed towards you.”
She shook her head.
“Am I?”
“Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor and
content to be so, until, in good season, we could improve our
worldly fortune by our patient industry. You are changed. When it
was made, you were another man.”
“I was a boy,” he said impatiently.
“Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you are,” she
returned. “I am. That which promised happiness when we were one in
heart, is fraught with misery now that we are two. How often and how
keenly I have thought of this, I will not say. It is enough that I
have thought of it, and can release you.”
“Have I ever sought release?”
“In words. No. Never.”
“In what, then?”
“In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of
life; another Hope as its great end. In everything that made my love
of any worth or value in your sight. If this had never been between
us,” said the girl, looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him;
“tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now? Ah, no!”
He seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition, in spite of
himself. But he said with a struggle, “You think not.”
“I would gladly think otherwise if I could,” she answered, “Heaven
knows! When I have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and
irresistible it must be. But if you were free to-day, to-morrow,
yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless
girl—you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh everything by
Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to
your one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your
repentance and regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you.
With a full heart, for the love of him you once were.”
He was about to speak; but with her head turned from him, she
resumed.
“You may—the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will—have
pain in this. A very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the
recollection of it, gladly, as an unprofitable dream, from which it
happened well that you awoke. May you be happy in the life you have
chosen!”
She left him, and they parted.
“Spirit!” said Scrooge, “show me no more! Conduct me home. Why do
you delight to torture me?”
“One shadow more!” exclaimed the Ghost.
“No more!” cried Scrooge. “No more. I don’t wish to see it. Show me
no more!”
But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms, and forced
him to observe what happened next.
They were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or
handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a
beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge believed it was
the same, until he saw her, now a comely matron, sitting opposite
her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly tumultuous, for
there were more children there, than Scrooge in his agitated state
of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem,
they were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but
every child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences were
uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care; on the
contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily, and enjoyed it
very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in the sports,
got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly. What would I not
have given to be one of them! Though I never could have been so
rude, no, no! I wouldn’t for the wealth of all the world have
crushed that braided hair, and torn it down; and for the precious
little shoe, I wouldn’t have plucked it off, God bless my soul! to
save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as they did, bold
young brood, I couldn’t have done it; I should have expected my arm
to have grown round it for a punishment, and never come straight
again. And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched
her lips; to have questioned her, that she might have opened them;
to have looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never
raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which
would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should have liked, I
do confess, to have had the lightest licence of a child, and yet to
have been man enough to know its value.
But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush
immediately ensued that she with laughing face and plundered dress
was borne towards it the centre of a flushed and boisterous group,
just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man
laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the
struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless
porter! The scaling him with chairs for ladders to dive into his
pockets, despoil him of brown-paper parcels, hold on tight by his
cravat, hug him round his neck, pommel his back, and kick his legs
in irrepressible affection! The shouts of wonder and delight with
which the development of every package was received! The terrible
announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a
doll’s frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of
having swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter! The
immense relief of finding this a false alarm! The joy, and
gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all indescribable alike. It is
enough that by degrees the children and their emotions got out of
the parlour, and by one stair at a time, up to the top of the house;
where they went to bed, and so subsided.
And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever, when the
master of the house, having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat
down with her and her mother at his own fireside; and when he
thought that such another creature, quite as graceful and as full of
promise, might have called him father, and been a spring-time in the
haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.
“Belle,” said the husband, turning to his wife with a smile, “I saw
an old friend of yours this afternoon.”
“Who was it?”
“Guess!”
“How can I? Tut, don’t I know?” she added in the same breath,
laughing as he laughed. “Mr. Scrooge.”
“Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not
shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing
him. His partner lies upon the point of death, I hear; and there he
sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I do believe.”
“Spirit!” said Scrooge in a broken voice, “remove me from this
place.”
“I told you these were shadows of the things that have been,” said
the Ghost. “That they are what they are, do not blame me!”
“Remove me!” Scrooge exclaimed, “I cannot bear it!”
He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a
face, in which in some strange way there were fragments of all the
faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.
“Leave me! Take me back. Haunt me no longer!”
In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which the Ghost
with no visible resistance on its own part was undisturbed by any
effort of its adversary, Scrooge observed that its light was burning
high and bright; and dimly connecting that with its influence over
him, he seized the extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed
it down upon its head.
The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its
whole form; but though Scrooge pressed it down with all his force,
he could not hide the light: which streamed from under it, in an
unbroken flood upon the ground.
He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible
drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the
cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand relaxed; and had barely
time to reel to bed, before he sank into a heavy sleep.
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THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS.
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up
in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be
told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he
was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the
especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger
despatched to him through Jacob Marley’s intervention. But finding
that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of
his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one
aside with his own hands; and lying down again, established a sharp
look-out all round the bed. For he wished to challenge the Spirit on
the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by
surprise, and made nervous.
Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being
acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the
time-of-day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure
by observing that they are good for anything from pitch-and-toss to
manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies
a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects. Without
venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don’t mind calling
on you to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of
strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and rhinoceros
would have astonished him very much.
Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means
prepared for nothing; and, consequently, when the Bell struck One,
and no shape appeared, he was taken with a violent fit of trembling.
Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour went by, yet nothing
came. All this time, he lay upon his bed, the very core and centre
of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the clock
proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming
than a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant,
or would be at; and was sometimes apprehensive that he might be at
that very moment an interesting case of spontaneous combustion,
without having the consolation of knowing it. At last, however, he
began to think—as you or I would have thought at first; for it is
always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to
have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too—at
last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this
ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on
further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking full
possession of his mind, he got up softly and shuffled in his
slippers to the door.
The moment Scrooge’s hand was on the lock, a strange voice called
him by his name, and bade him enter. He obeyed.
It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had
undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so
hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every
part of which, bright gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves
of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many
little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze
went roaring up the chimney, as that dull petrification of a hearth
had never known in Scrooge’s time, or Marley’s, or for many and many
a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of
throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of
meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies,
plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked
apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and
seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their
delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a jolly
Giant, glorious to see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not
unlike Plenty’s horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on
Scrooge, as he came peeping round the door.
“Come in!” exclaimed the Ghost. “Come in! and know me better, man!”
Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He
was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit’s eyes
were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them.
“I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,” said the Spirit. “Look upon
me!”
Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple green robe,
or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on
the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to
be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath
the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it
wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with
shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as
its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice,
its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its
middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword was in it, and the
ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.
“You have never seen the like of me before!” exclaimed the Spirit.
“Never,” Scrooge made answer to it.
“Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family;
meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers born in these later
years?” pursued the Phantom.
“I don’t think I have,” said Scrooge. “I am afraid I have not. Have
you had many brothers, Spirit?”
“More than eighteen hundred,” said the Ghost.
“A tremendous family to provide for!” muttered Scrooge.
The Ghost of Christmas Present rose.
“Spirit,” said Scrooge submissively, “conduct me where you will. I
went forth last night on compulsion, and I learnt a lesson which is
working now. To-night, if you have aught to teach me, let me profit
by it.”
“Touch my robe!”
Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.
Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry,
brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and
punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room, the fire, the ruddy
glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city streets on
Christmas morning, where (for the weather was severe) the people
made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in
scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and
from the tops of their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys
to see it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting into
artificial little snow-storms.
The house fronts looked black enough, and the windows blacker,
contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow upon the roofs, and
with the dirtier snow upon the ground; which last deposit had been
ploughed up in deep furrows by the heavy wheels of carts and waggons;
furrows that crossed and re-crossed each other hundreds of times
where the great streets branched off; and made intricate channels,
hard to trace in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was
gloomy, and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist,
half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended in a
shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Great Britain had,
by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away to their dear
hearts’ content. There was nothing very cheerful in the climate or
the town, and yet was there an air of cheerfulness abroad that the
clearest summer air and brightest summer sun might have endeavoured
to diffuse in vain.
For, the people who were shovelling away on the housetops were
jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the
parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious
snowball—better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest—laughing
heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it went wrong.
The poulterers’ shops were still half open, and the fruiterers’ were
radiant in their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets
of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen,
lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their
apoplectic opulence. There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed
Spanish Onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish
Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the
girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up
mistletoe. There were pears and apples, clustered high in blooming
pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers’
benevolence to dangle from conspicuous hooks, that people’s mouths
might water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts,
mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among
the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered
leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, squat and swarthy, setting off
the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness
of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be
carried home in paper bags and eaten after dinner. The very gold and
silver fish, set forth among these choice fruits in a bowl, though
members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that
there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and
round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.
The Grocers’! oh, the Grocers’! nearly closed, with perhaps two
shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such glimpses! It was
not alone that the scales descending on the counter made a merry
sound, or that the twine and roller parted company so briskly, or
that the canisters were rattled up and down like juggling tricks, or
even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to
the nose, or even that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the
almonds so extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and
straight, the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked
and spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on feel
faint and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs were moist
and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in modest tartness from
their highly-decorated boxes, or that everything was good to eat and
in its Christmas dress; but the customers were all so hurried and so
eager in the hopeful promise of the day, that they tumbled up
against each other at the door, crashing their wicker baskets
wildly, and left their purchases upon the counter, and came running
back to fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in
the best humour possible; while the Grocer and his people were so
frank and fresh that the polished hearts with which they fastened
their aprons behind might have been their own, worn outside for
general inspection, and for Christmas daws to peck at if they chose.
But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel,
and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best
clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there
emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings,
innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the bakers’ shops. The
sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the Spirit very
much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker’s doorway, and
taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on
their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of
torch, for once or twice when there were angry words between some
dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of
water on them from it, and their good humour was restored directly.
For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so
it was! God love it, so it was!
In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there
was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners and the progress
of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of wet above each baker’s
oven; where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.
“Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?”
asked Scrooge.
“There is. My own.”
“Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?” asked Scrooge.
“To any kindly given. To a poor one most.”
“Why to a poor one most?” asked Scrooge.
“Because it needs it most.”
“Spirit,” said Scrooge, after a moment’s thought, “I wonder you, of
all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp
these people’s opportunities of innocent enjoyment.”
“I!” cried the Spirit.
“You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day,
often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all,” said
Scrooge. “Wouldn’t you?”
“I!” cried the Spirit.
“You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day?” said Scrooge.
“And it comes to the same thing.”
“I seek!” exclaimed the Spirit.
“Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at
least in that of your family,” said Scrooge.
“There are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “who
lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride,
ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who
are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never
lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not
us.”
Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on, invisible, as they
had been before, into the suburbs of the town. It was a remarkable
quality of the Ghost (which Scrooge had observed at the baker’s),
that notwithstanding his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself
to any place with ease; and that he stood beneath a low roof quite
as gracefully and like a supernatural creature, as it was possible
he could have done in any lofty hall.
And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off
this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty
nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, that led him straight to
Scrooge’s clerk’s; for there he went, and took Scrooge with him,
holding to his robe; and on the threshold of the door the Spirit
smiled, and stopped to bless Bob Cratchit’s dwelling with the
sprinkling of his torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen “Bob”
a-week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his
Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his
four-roomed house!
Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit’s wife, dressed out but poorly
in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap and
make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by
Belinda Cratchit, second of her daughters, also brave in ribbons;
while Master Peter Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of
potatoes, and getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar
(Bob’s private property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour
of the day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly
attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And
now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming
that outside the baker’s they had smelt the goose, and known it for
their own; and basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion,
these young Cratchits danced about the table, and exalted Master
Peter Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his
collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes
bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and
peeled.
“What has ever got your precious father then?” said Mrs. Cratchit.
“And your brother, Tiny Tim! And Martha warn’t as late last
Christmas Day by half-an-hour?”
“Here’s Martha, mother!” said a girl, appearing as she spoke.
“Here’s Martha, mother!” cried the two young Cratchits. “Hurrah!
There’s such a goose, Martha!”
“Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are!” said Mrs.
Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off her shawl and
bonnet for her with officious zeal.
“We’d a deal of work to finish up last night,” replied the girl,
“and had to clear away this morning, mother!”
“Well! Never mind so long as you are come,” said Mrs. Cratchit. “Sit
ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!”
“No, no! There’s father coming,” cried the two young Cratchits, who
were everywhere at once. “Hide, Martha, hide!”
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at
least three feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe, hanging down
before him; and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed, to
look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim,
he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron
frame!
“Why, where’s our Martha?” cried Bob Cratchit, looking round.
“Not coming,” said Mrs. Cratchit.
“Not coming!” said Bob, with a sudden declension in his high
spirits; for he had been Tim’s blood horse all the way from church,
and had come home rampant. “Not coming upon Christmas Day!”
Martha didn’t like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke;
so she came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran
into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim, and
bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding
singing in the copper.
“And how did little Tim behave?” asked Mrs. Cratchit, when she had
rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his
heart’s content.
“As good as gold,” said Bob, “and better. Somehow he gets
thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest
things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the
people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might
be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame
beggars walk, and blind men see.”
Bob’s voice was tremulous when he told them this, and trembled more
when he said that Tiny Tim was growing strong and hearty.
His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came
Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and
sister to his stool before the fire; and while Bob, turning up his
cuffs—as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made more
shabby—compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and
stirred it round and round and put it on the hob to simmer; Master
Peter, and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the
goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.
Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest
of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a black swan was a
matter of course—and in truth it was something very like it in that
house. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy (ready beforehand in a little
saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with
incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha
dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner
at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, not
forgetting themselves, and mounting guard upon their posts, crammed
spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before
their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and
grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs.
Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to
plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long
expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose
all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young
Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife, and
feebly cried Hurrah!
There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn’t believe there ever
was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and flavour, size and
cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration. Eked out by
apple-sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the
whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit said with great delight
(surveying one small atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn’t ate
it all at last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest
Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the
eyebrows! But now, the plates being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs.
Cratchit left the room alone—too nervous to bear witnesses—to take
the pudding up and bring it in.
Suppose it should not be done enough! Suppose it should break in
turning out! Suppose somebody should have got over the wall of the
back-yard, and stolen it, while they were merry with the goose—a
supposition at which the two young Cratchits became livid! All sorts
of horrors were supposed.
Hallo! A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. A
smell like a washing-day! That was the cloth. A smell like an
eating-house and a pastrycook’s next door to each other, with a
laundress’s next door to that! That was the pudding! In half a
minute Mrs. Cratchit entered—flushed, but smiling proudly—with the
pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in
half of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with
Christmas holly stuck into the top.
Oh, a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and calmly too, that he
regarded it as the greatest success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since
their marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that now the weight was off her
mind, she would confess she had had her doubts about the quantity of
flour. Everybody had something to say about it, but nobody said or
thought it was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would
have been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed to
hint at such a thing.
At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth
swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted,
and considered perfect, apples and oranges were put upon the table,
and a shovel-full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the Cratchit
family drew round the hearth, in what Bob Cratchit called a circle,
meaning half a one; and at Bob Cratchit’s elbow stood the family
display of glass. Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle.
These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as golden
goblets would have done; and Bob served it out with beaming looks,
while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily. Then
Bob proposed:
“A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!”
Which all the family re-echoed.
“God bless us every one!” said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
He sat very close to his father’s side upon his little stool. Bob
held his withered little hand in his, as if he loved the child, and
wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken
from him.
“Spirit,” said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before,
“tell me if Tiny Tim will live.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor
chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved.
If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will
die.”
“No, no,” said Scrooge. “Oh, no, kind Spirit! say he will be
spared.”
“If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my
race,” returned the Ghost, “will find him here. What then? If he be
like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus
population.”
Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit,
and was overcome with penitence and grief.
“Man,” said the Ghost, “if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear
that wicked cant until you have discovered What the surplus is, and
Where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall
die? It may be, that in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless
and less fit to live than millions like this poor man’s child. Oh
God! to hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life
among his hungry brothers in the dust!”
Scrooge bent before the Ghost’s rebuke, and trembling cast his eyes
upon the ground. But he raised them speedily, on hearing his own
name.
“Mr. Scrooge!” said Bob; “I’ll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of
the Feast!”
“The Founder of the Feast indeed!” cried Mrs. Cratchit, reddening.
“I wish I had him here. I’d give him a piece of my mind to feast
upon, and I hope he’d have a good appetite for it.”
“My dear,” said Bob, “the children! Christmas Day.”
“It should be Christmas Day, I am sure,” said she, “on which one
drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as
Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert! Nobody knows it better than you
do, poor fellow!”
“My dear,” was Bob’s mild answer, “Christmas Day.”
“I’ll drink his health for your sake and the Day’s,” said Mrs.
Cratchit, “not for his. Long life to him! A merry Christmas and a
happy new year! He’ll be very merry and very happy, I have no
doubt!”
The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their
proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank it last of all,
but he didn’t care twopence for it. Scrooge was the Ogre of the
family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party,
which was not dispelled for full five minutes.
After it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than before,
from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done with. Bob
Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master
Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full five-and-sixpence
weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of
Peter’s being a man of business; and Peter himself looked
thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were
deliberating what particular investments he should favour when he
came into the receipt of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a
poor apprentice at a milliner’s, then told them what kind of work
she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch, and how
she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long rest;
to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. Also how she had seen
a countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord “was much
about as tall as Peter;” at which Peter pulled up his collars so
high that you couldn’t have seen his head if you had been there. All
this time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and
by-and-bye they had a song, about a lost child travelling in the
snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice, and sang it
very well indeed.
There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not a handsome
family; they were not well dressed; their shoes were far from being
water-proof; their clothes were scanty; and Peter might have known,
and very likely did, the inside of a pawnbroker’s. But, they were
happy, grateful, pleased with one another, and contented with the
time; and when they faded, and looked happier yet in the bright
sprinklings of the Spirit’s torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye
upon them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as
Scrooge and the Spirit went along the streets, the brightness of the
roaring fires in kitchens, parlours, and all sorts of rooms, was
wonderful. Here, the flickering of the blaze showed preparations for
a cosy dinner, with hot plates baking through and through before the
fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and
darkness. There all the children of the house were running out into
the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles,
aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on
the window-blind of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome
girls, all hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once,
tripped lightly off to some near neighbour’s house; where, woe upon
the single man who saw them enter—artful witches, well they knew
it—in a glow!
But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on their way to
friendly gatherings, you might have thought that no one was at home
to give them welcome when they got there, instead of every house
expecting company, and piling up its fires half-chimney high.
Blessings on it, how the Ghost exulted! How it bared its breadth of
breast, and opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring,
with a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything
within its reach! The very lamplighter, who ran on before, dotting
the dusky street with specks of light, and who was dressed to spend
the evening somewhere, laughed out loudly as the Spirit passed,
though little kenned the lamplighter that he had any company but
Christmas!
And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they stood upon a
bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were
cast about, as though it were the burial-place of giants; and water
spread itself wheresoever it listed, or would have done so, but for
the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing grew but moss and
furze, and coarse rank grass. Down in the west the setting sun had
left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an
instant, like a sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet,
was lost in the thick gloom of darkest night.
“What place is this?” asked Scrooge.
“A place where Miners live, who labour in the bowels of the earth,”
returned the Spirit. “But they know me. See!”
A light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced
towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a
cheerful company assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and
woman, with their children and their children’s children, and
another generation beyond that, all decked out gaily in their
holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the
howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a
Christmas song—it had been a very old song when he was a boy—and
from time to time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they
raised their voices, the old man got quite blithe and loud; and so
surely as they stopped, his vigour sank again.
The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his robe, and
passing on above the moor, sped—whither? Not to sea? To sea. To
Scrooge’s horror, looking back, he saw the last of the land, a
frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his ears were deafened by
the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and raged among
the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine
the earth.
Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from
shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through,
there stood a solitary lighthouse. Great heaps of sea-weed clung to
its base, and storm-birds—born of the wind one might suppose, as
sea-weed of the water—rose and fell about it, like the waves they
skimmed.
But even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that
through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of
brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the
rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry
Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them: the elder, too,
with his face all damaged and scarred with hard weather, as the
figure-head of an old ship might be: struck up a sturdy song that
was like a Gale in itself.
Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea—on,
on—until, being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any shore, they
lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the
look-out in the bow, the officers who had the watch; dark, ghostly
figures in their several stations; but every man among them hummed a
Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his
breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward
hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping,
good or bad, had had a kinder word for another on that day than on
any day in the year; and had shared to some extent in its
festivities; and had remembered those he cared for at a distance,
and had known that they delighted to remember him.
It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning
of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on
through the lonely darkness over an unknown abyss, whose depths were
secrets as profound as Death: it was a great surprise to Scrooge,
while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater
surprise to Scrooge to recognise it as his own nephew’s and to find
himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit standing
smiling by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving
affability!
“Ha, ha!” laughed Scrooge’s nephew. “Ha, ha, ha!”
If you should happen, by any unlikely chance, to know a man more
blest in a laugh than Scrooge’s nephew, all I can say is, I should
like to know him too. Introduce him to me, and I’ll cultivate his
acquaintance.
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while
there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the
world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour. When
Scrooge’s nephew laughed in this way: holding his sides, rolling his
head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions:
Scrooge’s niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their
assembled friends being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.
“Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!”
“He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live!” cried Scrooge’s
nephew. “He believed it too!”
“More shame for him, Fred!” said Scrooge’s niece, indignantly. Bless
those women; they never do anything by halves. They are always in
earnest.
She was very pretty: exceedingly pretty. With a dimpled,
surprised-looking, capital face; a ripe little mouth, that seemed
made to be kissed—as no doubt it was; all kinds of good little dots
about her chin, that melted into one another when she laughed; and
the sunniest pair of eyes you ever saw in any little creature’s
head. Altogether she was what you would have called provoking, you
know; but satisfactory, too. Oh, perfectly satisfactory.
“He’s a comical old fellow,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “that’s the
truth: and not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offences
carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him.”
“I’m sure he is very rich, Fred,” hinted Scrooge’s niece. “At least
you always tell me so.”
“What of that, my dear!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “His wealth is of no
use to him. He don’t do any good with it. He don’t make himself
comfortable with it. He hasn’t the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha,
ha!—that he is ever going to benefit US with it.”
“I have no patience with him,” observed Scrooge’s niece. Scrooge’s
niece’s sisters, and all the other ladies, expressed the same
opinion.
“Oh, I have!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “I am sorry for him; I couldn’t
be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims! Himself,
always. Here, he takes it into his head to dislike us, and he won’t
come and dine with us. What’s the consequence? He don’t lose much of
a dinner.”
“Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner,” interrupted Scrooge’s
niece. Everybody else said the same, and they must be allowed to
have been competent judges, because they had just had dinner; and,
with the dessert upon the table, were clustered round the fire, by
lamplight.
“Well! I’m very glad to hear it,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “because I
haven’t great faith in these young housekeepers. What do you say,
Topper?”
Topper had clearly got his eye upon one of Scrooge’s niece’s
sisters, for he answered that a bachelor was a wretched outcast, who
had no right to express an opinion on the subject. Whereat Scrooge’s
niece’s sister—the plump one with the lace tucker: not the one with
the roses—blushed.
“Do go on, Fred,” said Scrooge’s niece, clapping her hands. “He
never finishes what he begins to say! He is such a ridiculous
fellow!”
Scrooge’s nephew revelled in another laugh, and as it was impossible
to keep the infection off; though the plump sister tried hard to do
it with aromatic vinegar; his example was unanimously followed.
“I was only going to say,” said Scrooge’s nephew, “that the
consequence of his taking a dislike to us, and not making merry with
us, is, as I think, that he loses some pleasant moments, which could
do him no harm. I am sure he loses pleasanter companions than he can
find in his own thoughts, either in his mouldy old office, or his
dusty chambers. I mean to give him the same chance every year,
whether he likes it or not, for I pity him. He may rail at Christmas
till he dies, but he can’t help thinking better of it—I defy him—if
he finds me going there, in good temper, year after year, and saying
Uncle Scrooge, how are you? If it only puts him in the vein to leave
his poor clerk fifty pounds, that’s something; and I think I shook
him yesterday.”
It was their turn to laugh now at the notion of his shaking Scrooge.
But being thoroughly good-natured, and not much caring what they
laughed at, so that they laughed at any rate, he encouraged them in
their merriment, and passed the bottle joyously.
After tea, they had some music. For they were a musical family, and
knew what they were about, when they sung a Glee or Catch, I can
assure you: especially Topper, who could growl away in the bass like
a good one, and never swell the large veins in his forehead, or get
red in the face over it. Scrooge’s niece played well upon the harp;
and played among other tunes a simple little air (a mere nothing:
you might learn to whistle it in two minutes), which had been
familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding-school,
as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this
strain of music sounded, all the things that Ghost had shown him,
came upon his mind; he softened more and more; and thought that if
he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have
cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own
hands, without resorting to the sexton’s spade that buried Jacob
Marley.
But they didn’t devote the whole evening to music. After a while
they played at forfeits; for it is good to be children sometimes,
and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a
child himself. Stop! There was first a game at blind-man’s buff. Of
course there was. And I no more believe Topper was really blind than
I believe he had eyes in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a
done thing between him and Scrooge’s nephew; and that the Ghost of
Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister
in the lace tucker, was an outrage on the credulity of human nature.
Knocking down the fire-irons, tumbling over the chairs, bumping
against the piano, smothering himself among the curtains, wherever
she went, there went he! He always knew where the plump sister was.
He wouldn’t catch anybody else. If you had fallen up against him (as
some of them did), on purpose, he would have made a feint of
endeavouring to seize you, which would have been an affront to your
understanding, and would instantly have sidled off in the direction
of the plump sister. She often cried out that it wasn’t fair; and it
really was not. But when at last, he caught her; when, in spite of
all her silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past him, he got
her into a corner whence there was no escape; then his conduct was
the most execrable. For his pretending not to know her; his
pretending that it was necessary to touch her head-dress, and
further to assure himself of her identity by pressing a certain ring
upon her finger, and a certain chain about her neck; was vile,
monstrous! No doubt she told him her opinion of it, when, another
blind-man being in office, they were so very confidential together,
behind the curtains.
Scrooge’s niece was not one of the blind-man’s buff party, but was
made comfortable with a large chair and a footstool, in a snug
corner, where the Ghost and Scrooge were close behind her. But she
joined in the forfeits, and loved her love to admiration with all
the letters of the alphabet. Likewise at the game of How, When, and
Where, she was very great, and to the secret joy of Scrooge’s
nephew, beat her sisters hollow: though they were sharp girls too,
as Topper could have told you. There might have been twenty people
there, young and old, but they all played, and so did Scrooge; for
wholly forgetting in the interest he had in what was going on, that
his voice made no sound in their ears, he sometimes came out with
his guess quite loud, and very often guessed quite right, too; for
the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to cut in the
eye, was not sharper than Scrooge; blunt as he took it in his head
to be.
The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked
upon him with such favour, that he begged like a boy to be allowed
to stay until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could
not be done.
“Here is a new game,” said Scrooge. “One half hour, Spirit, only
one!”
It was a Game called Yes and No, where Scrooge’s nephew had to think
of some |