Once in a while I enjoy singing the famous duet "Che soave zeffiretto" from "le Nozze di Figaro" with my friend Mitzi. I'm a delight for the eyes AND the ears.

 

	Emma's Favorites

	I'd really feel naked without my collar. My Auntie brought me a gorgeous one from Costa Rica, but Mom says that I can wear it to special occasions only. What a pity!	Nothing beats grooming myself, but occasionally I (have to) tolerate a bath. Mom makes sure I use a gentle shampoo with a fresh fragrance, containing no harsh ingredients that build up on my coat.	I love it when Mom shows her love with healthy, great-tasting rewards. They are so irresistible I want to eat them all!
	I love my handmade catnip toys made of bright, beautiful, sturdy materials and filled with homegrown dried catnip. These toys come in really fun designs and Mom says they are very safe for me.	Yummy! Food fit for a Princess! (My Mom always tells me that I'm her little narcissist Princess ;)	The purrrfect magazine! I wish I could read. (tho' Mom says she isn't too sure that I can't)
	Mom bought me a nice house covered with colorful artificial fur and all, but I still prefer to sleep with her in her bed. Whenever Mom says that I take up more space than she does, I pretend not be hearing.	I got real sharp teeth. And Mom says I need to keep them, too! To obtain optimal oral hygiene she brushes my teeth regularly, cause my paws are too little to hold the brush.	My toys are so cute, and Mom spends a lot of time and energy to make me love them, that I kinda feel obliged to pretend that they entertain me. But to be honest, I find greater pleasure in playing with her jewellery, ribbons, cellular phone and other personal belongings.
	I still wonder why it wasn't nominated for Oscar.	I have the best vet in the whole wide world. That of course isn't preventing me from giving him a hard time. (whenever Mom isn't looking)	When a girl's gotta go, she's gotta go! I like my litter all natural and dustfree. My litter doesn't contain any artificial additives such as chemicals, perfumes or clays. I really can't figure out why Mom always complains while she's changing it.
	I always try to make the most of my mealtime. Food served in stylish bowls tastes a lot better. (or so it seems)	I hope Mom isn't going to read this, but I do hate it when she tries to trim my fingernails. If she can afford a manicurist, why can't I?	Mom brushes my coat regularly to keep me from shedding and reduce the problem of hairballs.
		I guess someone (not a cat owner, I believe) told Mom that I could be trained to only scratch on the pole. Although Mom did spend a small fortune on scratch poles, I keep on sharpening my claws on our best furniture and rugs. While I'm at it, I always try to establish eye contact with Mom, so I can jump off and leave the scene of crime as quick as possible if I see her moving towards me.

 

	Emma's Friends
	My cousin Ella is a Top Model in Paris now!
	I've had it with the Cabbage Soup Diet!		My friend Valentino resting after his bachelor party.
	My little fella Elvis telling me about his encounter with this huge mouse that left him all shook up.		U.S. Olympic Synchronized Sleeping Team
	Emma's Favorites: Refresher course for Cat owners from the world's most opinionated cat Crème de la Crème, Creme de la Creme, cat, cats, feline, animals, pets, cat food, cat litter, kitten, kittens, domestic cat, feline, meow, kitty, Turkish Angora, Turkish Van, pets, animals, cat breeds, purebred cats, pedigreed cats, cat humor, Emma		Emma's Favorites: Refresher course for Cat owners from the world's most opinionated cat Crème de la Crème, Creme de la Creme, cat, cats, feline, animals, pets, cat food, cat litter, kitten, kittens, domestic cat, feline, meow, kitty, Turkish Angora, Turkish Van, pets, animals, cat breeds, purebred cats, pedigreed cats, cat humor, Emma